ENTER THE TROLLVERSE AND MEET OUR CHAOS CREW
From Mafia Boss to Moon-Cooking Chef — Each Trollix lives a life more legendary (and useless) than the last. Scroll through the madness and witness their daily troll-ventures.
KING TROLLIX
Declared Tuesday as National Meme Day. Knighted the janitor for surviving a 99% dip. Royal decree signed on-chain.
MAFIA BOSS TROLLIX
Explained crypto to toddlers using crayons and memes. Dropped the chalk, dropped the mic. Class ended early — minds blown.
PROFESSOR TROLLIX
Explained crypto to toddlers using crayons and memes. Dropped the chalk, dropped the mic. Class ended early — minds blown.
DETECTIVE TROLLIX
Investigated a sudden dip. Traced it back to a whale's lunch break. Case closed with a smug meme
ASTRONAUT TROLLIX
Traveled to Mars to mint the first NFT in zero gravity. Lost WiFi. Took selfies instead and called it a space drop.
ALIEN TROLLIX
Landed from Planet LMAO. Claimed Earth’s memes as cultural heritage. Made first contact via Discord.
GAMER TROLLIX
Camped 16 hours straight… earned XP and two rug pulls. Claimed victory, then rage quit due to gas fees.
CHEF TROLLIX
Cooked the market with extra spice. Flipped pancakes, flipped tokens. Everyone got rekt — but the breakfast was lit.
DOCTOR TROLLIX
Diagnosed the market with temporary ‘rekt syndrome’. Recommended DCA twice daily and a warm chart hug.
WIZARD TROLLIX
Brewed a potion with mint, moon juice, and Web3 dust. Ended up summoning 999 new wallets and a talking frog.
PIRATE TROLLIX
Raided a meme coin island, found a treasure chest full of NFTs… and a banana peel. Still blamed the parrot for his last trade.
GLADIATOR TROLLIX
Entered the colosseum of crypto haters. Fought with sword, shield, and meme replies. Victory confirmed by on-chain applause.
SAMURAI TROLLIX
Channeled his inner calm to slice through FUD. One blink, ten scammers vanished. Meditation level: DAO sensei.
CYBERPUNK TROLLIX
Hacked into the mainframe just to airdrop free $LOL. Wore neon, shot lasers, and rewrote gas fees into pixels.
ROCKSTAR TROLLIX
Performed live at ‘Trollstock 2099’ — every note minted as an NFT. Broke the guitar. Crowd broke the floor price in return.
END OF ACTIVITIES. PLEASE RETURN YOUR BRAIN TO ITS ORIGINAL PLACE. TROLLIX WILL BE BACK AFTER A SNACK.
THE LEGENDARY ORIGINS OF TROLLIX
Where it all started — raw, real, and ridiculously rare.
YEAH, IT’S OLD… BUT OLD IS GOLD.
Some things age, Trollix becomes legacy.